VISION
Not a worry in the world!
At Brain Freeze Corp., we aim at improving life for humankind. A life free from all obligations, where people can live in harmony with one another and with nature, unbothered by complications of modernity. Our goal is to reverse evolution and go back to being simple-minded and pure creatures, free from individuality, working together towards greater good; and become fishes; obviously.
Once a Fishster, you will never want to go back to your advanced but depressed past life (nor could you)!
At Brain Freeze Corp., we aim at improving life for humankind. A life free from all obligations, where people can live in harmony with one another and with nature, unbothered by complications of modernity. Our goal is to reverse evolution and go back to being simple-minded and pure creatures, free from individuality, working together towards greater good; and become fishes; obviously.
Once a Fishster, you will never want to go back to your advanced but depressed past life (nor could you)!
Wait, the waters??
To have a better world, do we really need a new world…? Or can we go back to our original world, a new world that is waiting for us under our old world - if that makes sense?
Let’s dive back into the sea, the water is warm!
To have a better world, do we really need a new world…? Or can we go back to our original world, a new world that is waiting for us under our old world - if that makes sense?
Let’s dive back into the sea, the water is warm!
PROCEDURE
Thanks to our advanced research, we discovered that the trace and information of all our ancestors and our origins are all stored in our DNA, and we can actually tap into that to find that fishy bone that is hidden within us. Our team has come up with the very first de-innovation process, that will de-evolute us back to the perfect period for humanity, the Devonian era; with its proto-fishes.
Thanks to our powerful medicament, the Xeno-⏃☍⋏⟒⎎-Zipamin44 - received during the 3749th Intergalactic Spring Equinox Congregation - you can turn both your body and your IQ into that of fishes without any pain or side effects.
HOW TO BE A FISH
Being a fish is nothing like being a human and has many incredible advantages! Budget for clothing, housing, bills goes to zero. Also, there will be no money so there would be no way to pay for anything anyway. If you have debts, it might even be smart for you to become a fish. Can you imagine a bank sending lawyers to the bottom of the ocean and ask for money to a fish? Lol no way.
As an aquatic creature, there’s so much you can try and experiment: Go sleep in a coral, free ride a whale, enjoy romantic dinners inside a clamp, make fun of goldfishes, just chill and make bubbles.
Impress your friends by breathing underwater, or by winning swimming competitions with no effort, then join one of our expeditions to the bottom of the sea to begin your new life!
